Got a toothbrush?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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