I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize