That's intense
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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