I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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