yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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