so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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