i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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