He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
His nipple licking is glorious
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