Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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