I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
COCAINE IS GR8
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