So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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