Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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