with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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