3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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