My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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