No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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