my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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