This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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