Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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