Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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