guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY