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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  only room for one pussy in that bed.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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• (209): View more from California

  Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

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  which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK

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