my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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