I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
In America we eat man semen.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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