Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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