Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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