He is an equal opportunity slut.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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