Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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