Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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