Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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