No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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