I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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