dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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