Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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