Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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