wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
