I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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