You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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