What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will be naked everywhere
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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