if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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