Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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