My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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