My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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