Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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