can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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