its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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