it hurts more in the daytime
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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