This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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