it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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