it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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