why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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