it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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