What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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