Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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