just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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